Mirror mirror on the wall,
What is it that stirs appall?
My girl group messages read, “Hey y’all”,
Ignoring such texts evokes, “She has the gall..?”
There’s a discount in every mall,
Would that mean no more con-call?
They say pride comes before a fall,
What’s worse- having to crawl or getting into a brawl?
Come winter, come fall,
Does my wardrobe need an overhaul?
I dream of wearing AbuJani-Sandeep Khosla, Sabyasachi and Satyapaul,
Who is the mightiest of them all?