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Mirror mirror on the wall,

What is it that stirs appall?

My girl group messages read, “Hey y’all”,

Ignoring such texts evokes, “She has the gall..?”

There’s a discount in every mall,

Would that mean no more con-call?

They say pride comes before a fall,

What’s worse- having to crawl or getting into a brawl?

Come winter, come fall,

Does my wardrobe need an overhaul?

I dream of wearing AbuJani-Sandeep Khosla, Sabyasachi and Satyapaul,

Who is the mightiest of them all?