Mirror mirror on the wall,

What is it that stirs appall?

My girl group messages read, “Hey y’all”,

Ignoring such texts evokes, “She has the gall..?”

Would that mean no more con-call?

They say pride comes before a fall,

What’s worse- having to crawl or getting into a brawl?

Does my wardrobe need an overhaul?

I dream of wearing AbuJani-Sandeep Khosla, Sabyasachi and Satyapaul,

Who is the mightiest of them all?